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XD I’m not ok

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At my school there is a freakishly-almost-albino kid who happens o closely resemble Casper. He hangs with my Friends older Cuzn who lives with her. Today he was over there & she approaches said Casper doppleganger (it’s august 10th at 10:10pm) and says “friend to a friend bro, what’s up with your skin?”

ok so you say i mean everything to you and all that bullshit but ur still hung up on ur ex?? really?? u cant go one god damn day without saying how much u wish she’d come back, it’s called a first love for a reason, ur meant to have more than one!!! stfu about her!! im here she isnt but if u dont shut ur mouth u wont have either

Ok for those of you who know, girls get everything they want for their bday. free hugs from hotties, bday sex for the easy or married (not me), adorable teddy bears from a bf, and ofcourse the right to do watevr the fok we want with the simple phrase “but it’s my birthday.” not only do we get exactly what we want, we get it for an entire week. thats right mofo’s. we get to celebrate for an entire week. well get ready cuz this is my week >:)

FRIDAY: football game with someone and my friends

SATURDAY: two words: BAND PRACTICE!!! then rape every store in the mall and make daddy pay for it, then hit up Sbarros for a killer calzone, then recieve the keys to my future car in honor of my permit (im 15 as of tuesday so only a permit not the actual  license…dissapointing i know but i think u will get over it) and so i now have a car, then go home and light shit on fire with my brothers

SUNDAY: drive my car, ride my wheeler, then go home to mom’s

MONDAY: make sure everyone at school knows 2moro is the day of total worship

TUESDAY: sleep in, wake up to waffles, have a great day at school with everyone :) and ofcourse the principle gives u mcdonald’s gift cards and sings to you….eww and family party

WEDNESDAY: go out with friends for almost bday party

SKIP TO THE WEEKEND

FRIDAY: sleepover!

ALSO HAPPY BDAY TO MY BUDDIES BRANDOM AND ZACH WHO SHARE THE SPECIAL DAY OF OCT, 19TH AND MARK ON OCT. 22ND!

amazing the one time i cant go out with someone i find the most amazing person in the world. i know he willl still be there when we can be together because it’s someone ive been close to for a long time. and i cant go to homecoming with my friend payge on saturday…..super :/

slept in for the first time in a looooooong time :D it was nice! naturally you are the first thing i think about. to start off my friday activities im gonna sit at home alone watching my mental kitty attack flies that we both know he’s never gonna catch. never. last time he tried he actually got one of the winged beasts and put it in his mouth…eww…..then he meowed and out flies the bug….congratulations Seymour ur now sucky at another thing alll other cats are good at. if u dont seem to understand how stupid my cat is see below for a tale of his insanity:

one night in the dead of winter our porch door was slightly ajar letting a little cold air into the house. Seymour being curious decides to walk out and play in the snow. ofcourse 10minutes later my mother closes the door and goes to slleep…….cat is still outside in the snow….fail……mom wakes up at around 6:30am and turns on the kitchen light. Seymour sees the light  and wants back inside. what’s his first plan of action you ask? FLINGING HIS ENTIRE BODY AT THE FUCKIN’ WINDOW!!! now idk about ya’ll but if im outside in the cold idc if its negative 30 degrees i aint flinging myself at a window. and by the way mom almost peed her pants :)

tumblrbot asked: WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?

hrmm…well i would like to visit New York City because that is where i intend to reside one day for college and the Broadway Acces :)

i love my school truly i do. its fantastic but when u piss one person off they go to everyone else and that first word outta their mouth begins with “W” and from then on ur Fokrd…yea….well makeout with a guy at homecoming it doesnt stop their siingle “W” word either. nope. infact it turns the fan on so it blows around faster. yippee frikin cayee mothr fokkrs…. oh and im getting 10% off my grade in PE….wow……thank you sports for disliking me so much. and my mother has asked me to go on a (as abbi would put it) a “boy fast”.

but on the lighter side im going to my friend Payge’s homecoming next weeked :)

♥♥♥♥♥Much love, Maggerz!♥♥♥♥♥